Sean Spicer Resigns, Coffee Causes Viagra-Like Effect – Monologue

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2017-07-25 09:00:02

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  1. A C&W song Sean Spicer should sing to Jeff Sessions

    GOODBYE YOU LUCKY SEAN
    By Roy Merritt

    Its been a pleasure to be press secretary for my Commander-In-Chief
    But I’ve decided at this time to seek me some welcome relief
    So right now I’m resignin' gonna give up this vaunted spot
    Six months have gone past and my brain is about to rot

    So don’t you feel sorry for me I’m Sean Spicer and I’m gone
    No don’t you feel sorry for me say goodbye you lucky Sean

    For sure you could see it everyday there written on my face
    And I was tired of Melissa McCarthy treatin’ me with such disgrace
    Oh sure I’m gonna still be here at least for a couple of weeks
    And hopefully they won’t find out about any of my impending leaks

    So don’t you feel sorry for me I’m Sean Spicer and I’m gone
    No don’t you feel sorry for me say goodbye you lucky Sean

    And I don’t think I’ll be the only one, workin' here has been a lesson
    Soon enough you can be sure there goes ole Jeff Sessions
    He told that fat Russian everything what was Trump’s intent
    And they were welcome to help him anyway they could to be president

    So don’t you feel sorry for me I’m Sean Spicer and I’m gone
    No don’t you feel sorry for me say goodbye you lucky Sean

    Boy you got to know this job was one really tough gig
    Going out there everyday and lying like a pig
    Wallowing in endless lies a sty of endless spiel
    That no one in their right mind would ever thought was real

    So don’t you feel sorry for me I’m Sean Spicer and I’m gone
    No don’t you feel sorry for me say goodbye you lucky Sean

    And to be honest with you I don’t think it will be long
    Before everyone abandons ship singing their swan song
    Shoot ole Donald himself he might even choose to split
    Might head on out those White House doors and beat all of 'em to it

    So don’t you feel sorry for me I’m Sean Spicer and I’m gone
    No don’t you feel sorry for me say goodbye you lucky Sean
    Goodbye you lucky Sean

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